When Jaime said “I owe you a debt” he actually meant “ask me to help you escape and I’ll do my best”, right? But of course she goes and is all selfless an honourable and he is all “Fuck you, wench! How are you so perfect? How are you even real? I hate you! No, I love you, but I hate you for that!”
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.